The management wishes to inform you...
Written by: Beck
I'd like to take this moment to point out to future readers who may some day materialize and actually read this page that any comments made by Answerman are to be understood to contain such things as "exaggerations," or, "misstatements," or even, "outright fabrications."
As a case in point, I'd like to observe that not only does John Kerry not have sex with basset hounds, but Answerman doesn't even actually think that John Kerry has sex with basset hounds. No self respecting basset hound would ever consent to have anything at all to do with John Kerry. He most likely has sex with pomeranians, or perhaps toy poodles.
Thank you for your consideration and understanding.