Some good news for once...
Written by: Beck
The
House of Representatives passed the "Cheeseburger Bill," effectively preventing anyone from bringing lawsuits against the food & restaurant industry for making them fat. And you just thought that when people in DC talked about Cheeseburger Bill, they meant Clinton.
Now Big Mother can move on to her next big project: a class action lawsuit against the internet for all the work that doesn't get done while people surf the web. Perhaps Al Gore, as inventor, will be a co-defendant.