This is just too funny...
Written by: Beck
Ever wonder what to do if confronted by a terrorist? Well now you can
read the FAQ and find out. Warning: those who do not recognize satire WILL be offended. An excerpt:
Q. How can I identify a terrorist?
A. Sometime the differences between terrorists and non-terrorists are quite subtle. While a non-terrorist would carry a briefcase, a terrorist would carry an AK-47. If a non-terrorist bumps into you, he will say, "Pardon me, sir." If a terrorist bumps into you, he will say, "Death to the infidels!" The main way to identify a terrorist, though, is the evil look in their eyes. Also, they're Arab.
Q. What about those people who set bombs in Ireland?
A. I believe they are also Arab.