Potentially the most important scientific discovery of your lifetime...
Written by: Beck
The earth is actually
flat. That link will take you to a FAQ demonstrating Earth's flatness irrefutably. One choice excerpt:
11. Does this fit in with the Hollow Earth theory?
Yes. Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or Nazis. All those claiming to have seen this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false Spherical Earth theory.
The FAQ gets progressively more interesting the further down you go, making it worth a thorough read.
Money quote (question?):
20. Does Idaho exist?
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).
21. What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.
Either this is amazingly funny, or I just have a very weird sense of humor. Regardless, you're entitled to your opinion--of course, should that opinion differ from my own, you're clearly wrong.