Wait...Did I Attack...or Was I Attacked....?
Apparently, the NYPD has found cause to fabricate and distribute a story regarding Jeff Skilling. Which makes sense - all you have to do is think, think about it.
The story that the AP published two days ago was a manufacture. Mr. Skilling was simply, simply, a victim of misfortune at the hands of media-derived infamy. While Mr. Skilling was purported to have been a public nuisance early last Friday morning, he was actually the victim of an assault at the hands of "some people in New York", which, not only led to the public embarrassment of Mr. Skilling, via an opportunistic police department,
but a concussion for his wife.
The identity of the "some people in New York" remains undetermined. As does the reasoning for a lack of a formal pursuit of these perpetrators by the NYPD. As does the ability of the NYPD to enlist a group to dial 911 from differing locations all reporting a man disturbing patrons at bars and public on the street.
In related news, it turns out that Mr. Skilling's $5MM bond could be revoked were he ever to be found "severely intoxicated". (Which begs all sorts of other questions) If revoked, Jeff would become a guest of the federal government for at least one month and his visit could be extended until his court date.