Your ass or a hole in the ground?
Written by: Beck
Someone finally figured out what Ted Kennedy means (and that's no easy feat) by all his talk about Iraq being Bush's Vietnam.
So, let me see if I've got this straight...
Bush got us into Iraq. Iraq equals Vietnam. So I guess that would make Bush... John F. Kennedy!
But then, Ted also compares Bush to Richard Nixon, the President who got us out of Vietnam, due in part, at least, to political pressure caused by activists like... John Kerry.
So Ted says Bush is like Ted's brother, JFK, which is bad, because he got us into Vietnam. But he's also like Richard Nixon, which is also bad, even though he got us out of Vietnam. So Ted says we should vote for JFK 2.0, who by the way served in Vietnam, which is good, because he will get us out of Bush's Vietnam, which is also good.
My head hurts.
Couldn't have said it better myself.