Written by: Beck
Why fly to Mars when we can just let
Mars come to us?
Hippy Van vs. M1A1, who wins? Hint: not the nine Iraqis packed into the van.
A minibus collided with a U.S. tank Thursday night, killing nine Iraqis and injuring 10 others, according to a U.S. military spokesman.
The minibus tried to pass another vehicle in Baghdad, the spokesman said. No U.S. forces were injured.
FYI: The headline "
Catwoman a muddled bore," turns out to be about a super-hot woman with cat-like supernatural abilities. It is not, in fact, about Teresa Heinz Kerry.