Written by: Beck
Interviews from the floor, on the BBC:
Jerry Springer: "We're not electing a game show host... You know, sometimes your dad is not the coolest guy, but you know you can trust him because you know he's going to make good decisions about you... He's not going to have a hot temper and fly off and get us into wars or something..."
Howard Dean: "Kerry needs to just be himself. If he campaigns as himself, then people will get to know him and will eventually grow to like him."
I'm sorry, but that's the kind of thing you say to your girl friend about your shitty room mate. The message is, Sure, this guy is an asshole. He's an acquired taste. But... just trust us OK. Anybody but Bush! Yeaarrrrghhh! Not what you should be saying about your party's nominee.