DNC Thoughts, Take 4 - Al Gore edition
Written by: Beck
Note to Al Gore: When you have to explain your jokes, they're not funny.
"Four years ago, I had hoped to be here before you in 2004 under different circumstances. Running for re-election."
Update: Good god, the guy opened with
six jokes in a row about the 2000 election. Not one of them was original (interruption: he just floated number seven) or, more importantly, funny. (Up to
eight nine now. Seriously. He dropped a new one before I could even finish typing the sentence).
Holy shit, this guy is
mad. He's getting more and more steamed. All he can think about is the fact that he isn't president right now. This is so inadvertently funny, I could almost feel sorry for the guy if it weren't for the fact that I despise him.
Update: He just made another joke ("I know about the bad economy, I was the first one laid off"). That was as he accused Bush's economic policy of not being conservative. And by god, I actually agree with him. The red faced spittle flecked loony.
I may have to stop now, as to continue commenting on Gore's ongoing speech would likely use up all the storage capacity of the internet.
Update: Much as the guy's rage is amusing to watch, when did Al Gore become an impassioned public speaker? If he had shown this much personality in 2000, he'd be the president today.
Update: Gore gaffe: "eco-terrorism" instead of "narco-terrorism." OOPS.
Update:
Right Wing News to Al Gore: You lost. Get over it.