Written by: Beck
MSNBC manages
in a single article to pen both the world's most apt headline ever written and the world's most unfortunate subheadline ever written.
Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix
Man jailed for illegal firearm possession after shooting self in groin
Update: In other stupid news, via
Fark, some British druid is going on trial for
bringing a sword into a store. This is the best part:
About a dozen fellow members of the Insular Order of Druids sat in the court's public gallery, while chief druid King Arthur Pendragon, wearing white robes with a red lion emblazoned on the front, acted as Williams's legal adviser.
That's right. His name is King Arthur Pendragon.