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Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Written by: GoemagogEU officials tell Sudan to hurry up with it's ethnic cleansing program. The EU wants the blacks dead within months, or sanctions will be imposed until the job is finished. (Sanctions will be waived, of course, so that Sudan can keep buying supplies at the Paris Genocide'R'Us superstore.) A lot has been made of technojackets, but this story uses the phrase "Fashion Alliance". That is so completely fucking wrong. The president of the cowardly Phillipines has promised her people Magic flying ponies. Spain is pissed that Australia called appeasement "appeasement". "We're not cowards," said the socialist Prime Minister of Spain, "We're just afraid!" Of pirates? The woman who lied about being the victim of a hate crime in Paris was given a suspended sentence, i.e. no jail time. This is the same amount of jail time the record number of actual hate crimes in Paris has resulted in. Pirates are killing more, but attacking less. Piracy is now limited to warm places, where timbers don't shiver and there's nothing special about having a parrot on your shoulder and/or missing limbs. American soldiers are reduced to paying tribute to keep from getting attacked. Monty Python did a skit about this, with local mobsters threatening to damage tanks if they weren't paid protection money. Shark attacks boy in Texas. No word on if the shark had a parrot. The first Olsen twin rehab exit has taken place. I'm pretty sure that it won't be the last. And they're expected to make a billion dollars in sales this year? I'm depressed with jealousy. They can't keep Love in jail, it would lead to far too many prison rape jokes. We can't have that, it might offend the rapists, murderers, thieves, and pirate sharks. Then we'd have to pay them to not damage our tanks. The important thing isn't that we were attacked and a bunch of people died. The important thing is there may have been carcinogens in the air. We're wasting our time in Iraq, while cockroaches in New York City may be developing breathing disorders. They'll probably want Workbug's Compensation. Coke rots your teeth. As it turns out, so does everything else. Sorry that I don't have lots of pirate kitty links. Goe, needs to write some fiction, cause reality keeps sucking more and more.
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