Yeah, yeah, we all know the
fascist Sauron recently went public with his support of
Sarumon as co-
evil-
dictator. But the
halflings are under
attack, being eaten by the evil
uruk-hai. The
traditional guardians of the
munchkins were eating, and unable to help.
"You should try some of this tasty
meat the
uruk-hai left behind!" said the ranger
spokesman, who requested anonymity. "This is yummy!"
Pushing away a
starving child, he continued, "Why doesn't
Rohan do something to
help. They do
nothing but ride their
horses around all day. Are you sure you don't want something to
eat?
Saving lives makes me really
hungry!"
Minas Morgul issued a statement denying any involvement, saying it's armies were doing their
master's work
elsewhere.
Goe, against genocide.