The federal government plans on making sure all of your
medical records are kept private. This means, of course, that they will all be kept at Sandy
Berger's home. Or in his pants, whichever he finds more comfortable at the time. It's a shame that this means your medical records will probably be lost. Berger's pants seem to be the only place our government will keep it's secrets, as the National Archives, normally trusted with secret papers, has been slowly emptying into those pants for over six months. As this would normally be a crime, and nobody's been indicted for anything, one must assume that the FBI and the National Archives have given their consent to this.
I know some people who wish the FBI gave them this much leniency when, for a span of about 12 hours, they couldn't remember which safe in a locked vault in a secure building had a KYK-13 locked inside.
Goe, wishes the people in charge of national security actually took national security seriously.