Fuck the Iranian government
Written by: Beck
The Iranian government,
speaking about Iraq:
Iran's supreme leader Wednesday denounced U.S. actions in Najaf as a crime against humanity and urged the international community to stop the violence, according to Iran's official Islamic Republic News Agency. "In the name of liberal democracy, one of the worst crimes against humanity is taking place in Iraq, especially in the holy city of Najaf," Ayatollah Ali Khamenei reportedly said.
The Iranian government,
speaking about Darfur:
In a joint press conference here with his Sudanese counterpart Mustafa Ismail, Kharrazi considered the Darfur crisis as a domestic issue that should best be left to Sudanese authorities without outside intervention. He expressed his country`s readiness to assist Sudan with humanitarian aid to alleviate the suffering of those displaced in Darfur.
I have precisely zero interest in ever becoming a government employee in any capacity--to quote
a famous philosopher, "My hypocrisy only goes so far." However, should the chance to be the US ambassador to the UN come along, I think I would take it... so that every time the Iranian ambassador rose to speak, I could shout, "Shut the fuck up and sit the hell down!" This to be followed by something legal experts term "assault."
To summarize:
- Hundreds of armed insurgents, many of them foreign fighters, gunned down because US soldiers have the temerity to shoot back = crime against humanity.
- Government sponsored genocide killing tens of thousands of innocent civilians including women and children, to say nothing of rape and torture = purely an internal affair.
- Iranian government = motherfuckers.