I should be a security consultant
Written by: Beck
Question: How can you tell when the security at your airport isn't necessarily up to snuff?
Answer: When a drunken 21 year old celebrating his birthday can break into your airport, root through the hangers, steal one airplane, taxi around for a while, steal another airplane, take off, crash it, and walk away, all of this despite having no training in how to fly a plane.
Not that it
could ever happen.