Libya wants
reparations for Reagan bitchslapping them. The winner makes the rules, and Libya didn't win, so they're whining instead. Instead of taking a shower, they're going to throw temper tantrums about having had to face consequences for their actions. Libya is like France, except the people aren't intimidated by German accents.
U.S. troops
moves 50 miles south of Seoul so that we can avoid actually having to fight should North Korea invade. South Korea agrees to this, after years of
complaining that we were antagonizing the North Koreans to attack. Now, the South Korean government wants to
move 100 miles south, putting it fifty miles further from the North Koreans than our soldiers will be. The timeframe? Move completed by 2020, one of the years given by China's military as a good time for a war with the United States. China controls the North Koreans, so a joint attack against both South Korean and Taiwan would be beneficial to them. They'll kick our ass, and if we've got a good president at the time, we'll then kick theirs. Then they'll want reparations.
"Anybody but Bush". Another thing terrorists have in common with
genocidal fucktards.
Try to kill Americans in a war zone, get a
slap on the wrist. Good thing he didn't try to kill Libyans, they'd probably sue.
"Eat your
vegetables, damnit!" - Your tax dollars at work.
This guy only has state-funded health coverage. So how the fuck did he afford that much food?
Goe, not being asked for reparations, yet.