The Robert C. Byrd Memorial Agency
The CIA is
dead, long live the CIA.
A GOP senator wants to abolish the CIA and replace it with a person. That person would have a $40 billion dollar budget, the CIA's former staff, and all intelligence resources currently controlled by the Pentagon. The person would have a title, but his support staff would be listed as three agencies so that people don't get confused and think the CIA has gotten bigger. It'll be like the CIA in that it will be a centralized agency for intelligence but it will be unlike the CIA in that it will have more people, a bigger budget, and the power to boss around FBI agents.
This change will do nothing to remove the FBI administrators who impeded all of the investigations that could have tipped us off to the WTC attacks. It won't do anything to stop the French from trying to sell us out. It probably won't get Osama bin Laden's head any closer to a pike. Fucktards like Pat Roberts are going to get me killed for a press-clipping and I don't like it.
Goe, using the Robert C. Byrd Memorial Sig.