Written by: Beck
Interesting players today include the socially very conservative Senator Rick Santorum, Michael Reagan (son of Ronald), Mitt Romney, Zell Miller, and the Cheneys. Also a lot of other random people that most folks have never heard of. Blogger continues to be only partially responsible, so there's no telling when I might just completely drop offline.
In other news, there's a frigging Bengal tiger loose on a military base in Louisiana.
I suspect terrorists. And remember--when the government outlaws Bengal tigers, only outlaws will have Bengal tigers.
Maximum Overdrive becomes
reality. Be sure to keep your electric turkey slicer securely locked away.