INCITE
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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

 
E-Mail Adventures, Part 1
Written by: Goemagog

I do actually read the comments. Some people e-mail me about stuff I've posted, but mostly about how I can make money.

Example.

FROM:OKODUWA MBIKI
ABIDJAN COTE D' IVOIRE
TEL:+225-07- 35-94-87
DEAR,
I AM OKODUWA MBIKI, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MRS MBIKI, MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1986, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE IAM MOTHERLESS.
BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH SEPTEMBER 2004 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BED SIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A
HERD OF 16,500 (SIXTEEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED GOATS) LEFT IN A PADDOCK AT A FARM HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN LEAVING THE GOATS.
HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF HIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THESE ANIMALS AND USE THEM FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE ,(SUCH AS GOAT RACING). SIR, IAM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE
FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO PROVIDE A FIELD WHERE THIS HERD WOULD
BE TRANSFERED
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS HERD.
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR
COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A
RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.
MOREOVER, SIR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE
TOTAL HERD AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER
THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS HERD TO YOUR
FIELDS OVERSEA. 5% FOR ANY EXPENSES INCURRED IN THIS TRANSACTION.
FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS
ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD
BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY
INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.
ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU SOON.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
BEST REGARDS
OKODUWA MBIKI


If anyone is interested in helping Mr. "Mbiki" with his international goat smuggling ring, then you're a fucking idiot.

Goe, cause the email actually came from yahoo.fr, which is in FRANCE!!!!!


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