Free at last, free at last
Written by: Beck
Thank God almighty, Martha Stewart is
free at last. More proof that
all good things must eventually come to an end.
And now for the obligatory Heart of Darkness allusion:
During her time at the federal women's camp in Alderson, Stewart foraged for dandelions and other wild greens, concocted recipes in a microwave and even ate from a vending machine.
The horror. The horror.
Update: Link to PW fixed.