From the You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up department...
Written by: Beck
This may be the best lede paragraph of an article I've ever seen.
BAKERSFIELD, California (AP) -- A couple's plans for a birthday party for their former pet chimpanzee turned tragic when two other chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and attacked. The man was critically injured with massive wounds to his face, body and limbs, and the attacking animals were shot dead.
Of course, the reason Moe had been remanded to an animal sanctuary in the first place was because he bit off part of a woman's finger.
Over a year of blogging, and we at
INCITE still stubbornly refuse to ever lower our standards.