Written by: Beck

In its entirety:

From: woyaokdy1@163.com
To: incite@gmail.com
Date: Oct 26, 2005 4:45 AM
Subject: computer mouse 26/10

Dear Sir/Ms,

As a professional computer mouse manufacturer in Shenzhen, China, we have renewed our mouse models during last several weeks. 3D wireless optical mouse, Mini optical mouse, Liquid filled mouse, and 3D optical mouse with high quality and competitive price. It will be great if we have an opportunity to cooperate with your esteemed company in the near future. Please feel free to contact us to get the latest pricelist.

Best regards,
Teresa

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Did that actually say "liquid filled mouse?"

Naturally, I responded. We'll see if I ever hear back.

Written by: Anonymous

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,171975,00.html

But the AP wouldn't want to engage in such negative speculation. I mean, it's not like he was a member of the Bush administration.

Written by: Beck

This is the greatest post ever. A teaser:

To that I say, "Why the hell not?" What has their merry little hippie commune given the world anyway? The sing, they dance, they do shrooms, and they smurf that little tart Smurfette in her smurf day in and day out. And don't even get me started on that gray-haired know-it-all. I think we can all agree it's been a long time coming for someone to give Smurf Village the "Belgian Congo" treatment. Who better to kill in cold blood than Belgians? If only they weren't blue, but black, I bet the Belgians would really get a thrill.

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And no, I'm not talking about myself.

The first of the residents in The Elephant Graveyard section of my blogroll has come back to blogging. Robert Prather of Insults Unpunished will once again be writing regularly. Checkitout.

Written by: Beck

More evidence that New York Times headline writers have had their irony detection organs removed: To More Inmates, Life Term Means Dying Behind Bars.

Written by: Beck

Just woefully unmotivated. But I'll be around.