Written by: Beck

In Indiana, a 4 year old child brought a big fat bag of crack cocaine to school.

In an unrelated event, a 5 year old Miami child brought a big fat bag of marijuana to school. What's more, he sprinkled some of it on a class mate's lasagna (it went uneaten).

I think it's pretty obvious what needs to be said here, but I'm going to spell it out anyway. THESE CHILDREN SHOULD BE THROWN BEHIND BARS FOR THE REST OF THEIR NATURAL LIVES!!!

Well, it was either that, or say something pithy about making new laws... For The Children!(tm)

Try not to think of this in context of Answerman's post about prison rape. Damnit, I TOLD you not to think about it!