Call in the black helicopters...
Written by: Beck
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
has been revealed by one of its perpetrators. Turns out Hillary was right all along.
We murdered Vince Foster, just to watch him die. And so we could blame Hillary.
Udday was gunned down by the capitalist forces of globalization. His hands were in the air, his fingers pleading--"Peace". He knew the cure for cancer, so they couldn't let him live. There were panties on his head.
Nick Berg is on a secret tropical island, with his Helliburton pension, golfing with Jack Kennedy and sharing peanut butter and bacon sandwiches with Elvis. Yucking it up with Danny Pearl. There's a greenish glass jar in the entertainment center, beside the big screen TV. Inside, a Roswell alien floats gently, gently, upside down. A pallid little creature bobbing in a lava lamp. Some sick bastard has slapped a decal on it; "Don't Mess With Texas".
Man, talk about egg on my face. All this time I thought it was just Liberal hysteria.
