The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Written by: Beck
Beer good, condoms bad, prostates ugly.
Here is something I've long suspected to be true. Call it an instinct.
Moderate consumption of beer helped protect the liver from cirrhosis and other diseases, a Spanish researcher said yesterday.
Now all I have to do is work on that whole "moderate" thing, and I'm golden.
The bad news is that condoms cause cancer. Or something along those lines.
Most condoms contained a chemical that causes cancer, German scientists said yesterday.
Lastly, without further comment, this bit of medical news:
Older men whose results for a standard prostate cancer test are "normal" could still have the disease.
Summary: drink some beer and have all the unprotected sex you want, as you're going to die in the end anyway and might as well enjoy yourself while you can. That makes sense, right?
(H/T:
Goerge)
