Sometimes you et the bar, and sometimes the bar ets you.
Written by: Beck
No matter how bad things get, always remember that at least your own personal "15 minutes of fame" doesn't involve
this:
WARSAW, May 8 (Reuters) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.
To put things a different way, it must really suck when the last thought to go through your head before shuffling off this mortal coil is, "Oh my god, my uncontrollably aroused horse just tore my throat out."