Written by: Beck

This is not satire. Really. It's CNN, and I don't recall them ever being too heavy into satire or, for that matter, humor of any kind.

I will simply enumerate for you the details. After each, I highly encourage you to remind yourself that this is not satire.

1) A 37 year old woman just gave birth to her 15th child.
2) Her first child was born when she was 21, after already being married for 4 years.
3) She's from Arkansas
4) The father's name is Jim Bob Duggar
5) Naturally, he's a former state legislator (I have no idea what that seems "natural", it just does.)
6) She wants to have more
7) Every single child has a name beginning with the letter 'J'

There is Joshua, 16; Jana and John-David, 14; Jill, 13; Jessa, 11; Jinger, 10; Joseph, 9; Josiah, 7; Joy-Anna, 6; Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 5; Jason, 4; James, 2; and Justin, 1.

Not satire. Honest to god. All true.