Lazy Sundays: Your Weekly Dose of Random
Written by: Beck
I'll start on a serious note. While perusing a CNN.com article critical of the
CIA, I happened to notice they had put up a special WMD Info Box. The
Special Report (I can only assume that in this case they're using "special" in the sense of "euphemism for retarded") they paint a steady, linear, clear picture of how Bush & Blair were duped, ending with the concrete conclusion that there Were No WMD Ever. The lead paragraph tells you just about all you need to know about the report's content:
Washington, London and their "coalition of the willing" said they went to war in Iraq to eliminate Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction. The former Iraqi president has been captured, but no such weapons have been found. And the man who led the U.S. team scouring Iraq, David Kay, now says "we were all wrong, probably" about the Iraqi threat.
The most recent news item I could find anywhere in the report dates back to February of '04. I guess
this bit of news and
this other bit just aren't worth reporting.
Yeah, I know I've already hammered on this point before, but it bugs the hell out of me.
And now, to transition from the serious to the stupid, Michael Moore is
still an ass.
From the stupid to the stupefying, I bring you
assault with a chalupa. When questioned by police, the man said, "This little dog told me to, 'drop the chalupa,' and I was just trying to oblige." At least, that's what I imagine he said.
And finally, what music library would be complete without Silence!
Silence of the Lambs: the Musical? From the link, you can listen to all the songs on the CD. I can't decide which is my favorite, "
Put the fucking lotion in the basket," or "
If I could smell her cunt." Either that, or I'm just trying to drive up INCITE's google hits. Everyone sing along!
It rubs the lotion on its skin
It does this when it's told
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose