Written by: Beck
Mark Shields: "Ted Kennedy is a character witness for John Kerry." Yeah, I've taken that statement is out of context. I still think it's pretty funny.
You know, Al Gore and Bill Clinton both made jokes at their own expense, in essence taking the ammo out of conservatives' guns. I sure hope Kennedy follows suit. "I know John Kerry, and let me tell you, if he drove his car off a bridge, he'd rescue his drowning mistress and not leave her behind. That's because he's a hero who, in case you hadn't heard, served in Vietnam."
In other news, did you know that two thirds of Bangladesh is currently underwater? I'm reminded of Sam Kinneson's rant about starving people in Ethiopia. Just replace all instances of the word "desert" with "lake" and you've got it.