Written by: Beck
And finally,
Man in Pajamas vs. Department of Homeland Security: Homeland Security gets the ultimate upper hand, but Man in Pajamas gives them a serious run for their money, and he definitely wins points for style.
An airline passenger wearing only a pair of pajama bottoms stole a baggage tractor at the city's main airport and drove it onto an active runway early Wednesday, police said.
Any airport security personnel who might be reading
INCITE: for future reference, a man walking around an airport in nothing but pajama bottoms, while fairly certain not to be carrying concealed weapons, is still something of an abnormality which you might wish to investigate.
Atlanta police say Robert W. Buzzell, 31, had walked out an exit door that had an alarm at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.
Ah, now I see how he got away with it. He used the age-old technique of crafty escape artists everywhere, originally pioneered by Harry Houdini: walking through an unlocked door.
The man was stopped by mechanics who asked him for an employee identification card. When he could not provide one, they escorted him to an office and called police.
At least someone still has some common sense around there. Thank god for blue collar common sense.
Authorities said the man appeared mentally unstable.
YOU THINK???
Police said Buzzell, of Warner Robins, Georgia, told Delta employees that an alarm sounded when he opened the door to the tarmac, but that no security personnel were around.
Airport officials said they are working with police and the airline to determine if security changes need to be made.
I mean, not that I like repeating myself or anything, but again:
YOU THINK???