Written by: Beck

It turns out there IS a bigger joke than the Nobel Peace Prize. I can't imagine how I never heard of this before, but it turns out there's an annually awarded, get this, Moammar Gadhafi human rights prize. Really. I'm not making that up.

Appropriately, this year it was awarded to Venezuelan President and Thugmeister General Hugo Chavez. He's in good company, but he'll have a lot to prove in the strong-man-blood-bath-rule-with-an-iron-fist-run-your-country's-economy-into-the-ground-crush-all-beneath-your-mighty-fist department if he wants to live up to the standard set by former Moammar Gadhafi human rights prize winner Fidel Castro.

But don't take my word for it.