Written by: Beck

Everything you ever wanted to know about making money via the ancient art of blogging. Obviously, INCITE is currently engaged in precisely zero of these activities.

Since it's October, everything you ever wanted to know about pumpkins.

Finally, stumbled across by pure accident while searching for "everything you ever wanted to know about cheese," a how-to guide to ripping off your employer should your employer happen to be McDonald's.

Be sure not to miss the "Ten things to do when it's dead" link towards the bottom of the page, with its bizarre mix of PC self-righteousness, for example, from #3, "Who's really popped a rocket:"

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Never make anyone play either version of the game if you think they might not want to or might feel pressured into it. Never comment on other people's bodies if you are concerned it might cause offence or might be experienced as harassment. That shit's not right.

And nihilistic anti-social sensibilities, such as suggested by #8, "Split the deck:"

Simply split the deck and whoever gets the lowest card has to take a big sniff of "time out" or some other toxic cleaning substance. After a bit everyone is buzzing out their nut, brilliant! Alternatively you can play this game with a couple of bottles of vodka stashed in the crew room, or with a couple of grams of amphetamines. Substance abuse helps pass the time and staves off the indescribable numbness produced by hours of pointless and degrading tedium.

Enjoy!