Because Frank Zamboni died on my birthday...
Written by: Beck
I felt obligated to link to this
tidbit from Star Tribune.
A Duluth hockey arena was destroyed and at least two people suffered minor injuries Sunday night after a Zamboni ice-resurfacing machine exploded during a broomball game, starting a major fire and sending players and spectators fleeing.
You know, "Exploding Zambonis" would make a great name for a rock band. Someone needs to be sure to notify American troops in Iraq to be on the lookout for any suspicious looking people driving a Zamboni up to a roadblock or security check-point.
Hell, I didn't even know the things
could explode. The ensuing fire burned down the entire stadium. A few people were injured, evidently none of them seriously. No one was killed.
Oh yeah: and what in hell is broomball?