Written by: Beck
Because everyone knows the United Nations is a joke. HA!
Two vastly entertaining--at least to my sleep deprived mind--samplings of United Nations humor for you (it's a growth industry evidently).
From IMAO,
Know Thy Enemy: The United Nations. A small sample from off the top:
FUN FACTS ABOUT THE UNITED NATIONS
* The U.S. created the United Nation in 1945 in an effort to centralize pointless squabbling.
* The job of the U.N. is to make other nations feel like they have a say in things while the U.S. goes ahead and does whatever the hell it feels like.
* The U.N. has expanded its job to getting kickbacks for their members and hating Israel.
* Most of the voting in the U.N. is for non-binding resolutions that hold no weight. It's like internet polls with more Jew-hating.
Next, the latest in Ace of Spades' famed line of Top Ten Lists, the
Top Ten Proposed Reforms For the UN. Here, I'll start you off with number ten:
10. Countries that don't matter, such as Belgium, are booted out of the UN and instead made members of the International Model UN, and hereafter spend their time trying to cadge money for "irrigation projects" out of the seventh graders of Estes C. Kefauver Middle School
Me, I'm still trying to find a way to work Boutros Boutros Ghali into the equation.
