I have found the coolest animal in the world
Written by: Beck
And he is a 5 year old
Macaw named Barney. He lives in a zoo in England, where he passes the time by inviting the patrons to fuck off.
"He's told a lady mayoress to f..(expletive) off and he told a lady vicar: 'And you can f... off as well'," sanctuary worker Stacey Clark said.
Nor did the forces of law and order escape, she added.
"Two policemen came to have a look at the centre. He told them: 'And you can f... off you two wankers'."
Even money says it's just a bitter zoo keeper with a mic and some wireless speakers.
(Hat tip:
The Corner)
