Things that make me happy
Written by: Beck
John Bolton receives a
recess appointment to the UN ambassadorship. Hyperbole ensues on the left side of the aisle.
Upon arriving there, Bolton and his moustache have
a conversation with Kofi Annan.
The ultimate achievement ever in the "winning friends and influencing people" department: an American serviceman has been
named a sheik by Iraqi village elders. The post, literally, comes with 5 sheep and a parcel of land.
Not all of the Hollywood set are morons.
And finally, an answer to the question: how long will it take for a computer to be developed with the processing power of a human brain? Answer:
6 years.