Watch while I fact-check CNN's ass
Written by: Beck
From an online article titled
Attention now turning to the dead:
That state's governor, Rick Perry, has asked other states to open their doors to the storm evacuees, who are stretching the emergency resources of the Longhorn State.
Longhorn state? Well, the University of Texas mascot is the longhorn, but calling Texas the longhorn state is not generally advised outside of Austin. But you were close. Eight letters, starts with an 'L'. Two words though, so I guess you weren't that close.
So just remember folks, don't mess with Texas, the Lone Star State.
And there you were thinking I was going to rant about the hurricane some more.
