Ronald Inflames the 'Muslim Street'
Ronald McDonald infuriated a crowd of Pakistani Muslims today by laughing aloud as he read the Mohammed cartoons. He rubbed the insult in further as he used the irreverent images of the prophet to wipe bits of pork McRibs off his pasty white face. This last insult pushed the crowd into violence, but as hard as they tried to wipe the grin off Ronald's face, he continued smiling as if he didn't mind the beating. Maybe he was still thinking of the cartoons.
The day ended in even greater tragedy when Mayor McCheese fired warning shots to scatter the crowd and Grimace was hit in the cross fire, bleeding to a slow, purple death.
