Written by: Beck
Stolen word for word from my little
Joke Of The Day gadget on my nifty customized Google homepage:
A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, "All politicians are assholes."
A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, "I take offense to that!"
The pissed-off guy asks him, "Why? Are you a politician?"
"No," he replies, "I'm an asshole."
I imagine you can figure out for yourself why I like this joke so much.
